Sylph of Ships

oasissculptor asked: ...hey... deann... the oother day me annd soome friennds were watchinng a moovie, annd i was woonnderinng if yoouu coouuld help uus uunnderstannd soome thinngs? what cooloor is huumann gennetic material? is it the same as yoouur blooood cooloor? alsoo what is a 'lesbiann'. please help uus!

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:05:55 -0400

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………………….

i.

i…uh.

god.

why… are you asking me this…

its….white….

and lesbians are females who are attracted to other females.

good? good.

……….oh god what am i getting myself into.

ooh…! ooh my goosh, it’s… is it really gooooey, toooo? ah geez, i cann’t believe they’d actuually shoow that in a moovie…!

…

wait, there’s a woord foor that?

that’s a thinng?

why woouuld yoouu evenn nneed a seperate woord foor that…?

wait, dooes that make me a lesbiann!?

deann, i’m coonnfuused!

draconicaninfiltrator: oasissculptor: draconicaninfiltrator: humaNS loOK fuckiNG weiRD. i...

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 23:18:26 -0400

draconicaninfiltrator:

oasissculptor:

draconicaninfiltrator:

humaNS loOK fuckiNG weiRD. i attemptED contaCT wiTH tHE oNE yOU linkED. he looKS weiRD.

well… yes, i knnoow they looook really weird, buut hoonnestly, they cann be really great! i thinnk!

it’s like soome kinnd oof cuultuural exchannge! it’s really excitinng, doonn’t yoouu thinnk!?

…noNE OF IT makES senSE roCH. hOW cAN thEY communicaTE wiTH US heRE…? aND thAT gUY seeMS weiRD. seNT hIM a messaGE aND HE’s liKE a mutaNT i thiNK.

i doonn’t uunnderstannd it… buut i’d rather let this be a thinng thann… believe that we’re the oonnly oonnes left inn this dimennsioonn. ever.

i’m juust happy too talk!

guidingaffettuoso: oasissculptor: o-ooh… g-geez, yoouu kinnd oof goot me woorried, there… i thinnk...

Thu, 22 Mar 2012 23:17:02 -0400

guidingaffettuoso:

oasissculptor:

o-ooh… g-geez, yoouu kinnd oof goot me woorried, there…

i thinnk yoouur friennds looook pretty nnoormal, buut what’s this aboouut broownn hair…? doo huumanns have hair the cooloor oof their blooood? that seems really inncoonnvenniennt. imaginne if yoouu coouuldnn’t evenn beginn too hide where yoouu are oonn the hemoospectruum…!

(yoouu shoouuld let yoouur hair be moore spiky. flat hair is way uunncooool!)

hm.

if that was true.

Eric and Elizabeth would have black blood.

i would have brown blood.

and my sister Lucia would have orange blood.

that wouldnt really make sense.

also.

all humans have red blood.

(and my hair is just a mess without gel.

and a lot of it gets on my face.)

…w-whooa…! w-whooooa, wait, yoouu… yoouu have red blooood!? all oof yoouu!? t-that’s juust innsanne…! i cann’t evenn imaginne… hoow dooes that…!

…woooooooow…

…

ooh! ooh my goosh, annd… annd i’m really soorry aboouut my mooirail! 3>_<3 he’s beinng suuch a jerk too yoouu buut he dooesnn’t meann it, hoonnest! he’s juust kinnd oof crannky! he’s really very sweet!

(annd i thinnk it’s finne if hair gets inn froonnt oof yoouur face…)

w-wait, wait… t-these… these huumann dakimakuuras… …cann… cann yoouu...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:49:03 -0400

w-wait, wait… t-these… these huumann dakimakuuras…

…cann… cann yoouu oorder cuustoom oonnes, doo yoouu thinnk…?

…ooh my goosh where

where are my boonndoollars

i nneed them…!

guidingaffettuoso: oasissculptor: guidingaffettuoso: nothing really wrong… its just a...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:44:54 -0400

guidingaffettuoso:

oasissculptor:

guidingaffettuoso:

nothing really wrong…

its just a bit….

floppy.

nothing Elizabeth didnt make me accostumed to see.

w-wait… f…floopy…? what dooes that meann…? ooh goosh, nnoow i nneed too bruush it againn…! 3>///<3

isnn’t yoouur hair muuch floopier thann minne, toooo…? yoouu doonn’t have anny parts that stick uup at all!

…floppy as in.

gravity defying.

but again.

not like i dont live around Eric or Elizabeth now…

i should be accostumed to that.

…and.

about my own hair.

having brown hair like mine is really common around here.

(and my hair is quite spiky when im not using gel for that…

i just dont like it.)

o-ooh… g-geez, yoouu kinnd oof goot me woorried, there…

i thinnk yoouur friennds looook pretty nnoormal, buut what’s this aboouut broownn hair…? doo huumanns have hair the cooloor oof their blooood? that seems really inncoonnvenniennt. imaginne if yoouu coouuldnn’t evenn beginn too hide where yoouu are oonn the hemoospectruum…!

(yoouu shoouuld let yoouur hair be moore spiky. flat hair is way uunncooool!)

guidingaffettuoso: nothing really wrong… its just a bit…. floppy. nothing Elizabeth didnt make me...

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 00:36:26 -0400

guidingaffettuoso:

nothing really wrong…

its just a bit….

floppy.

nothing Elizabeth didnt make me accostumed to see.

w-wait… f…floopy…? what dooes that meann…? ooh goosh, nnoow i nneed too bruush it againn…! 3>///<3

isnn’t yoouur hair muuch floopier thann minne, toooo…? yoouu doonn’t have anny parts that stick uup at all!

guidingaffettuoso: oasissculptor: guidingaffettuoso: am i that weird looking. …i mean. i dont...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:43:20 -0400

guidingaffettuoso:

oasissculptor:

guidingaffettuoso:

am i that weird looking.

…i mean.

i dont have much to be proud of.

yes.

but…

yoouu’re a little weird looookinng…

…whats up with your hair?

…wh…what?

what’s w-wroonng with my hair!?

*checks mirror nervously*

oasissculptor asked: ooh! doo all huumanns soouunnd like yoouu!? that's really cuute...!

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:34:04 -0400

guidingaffettuoso:

…no.

not all humans sound like me.

only adult male ones.

…as you see…

im not an adult.

…people say my voice matured too soon.

im not really proud of it…

…ooh… buut… aah, goosh, it’s nnoot like i thoouught it was b-bad, oor annythinng! ooh geez, i’m soorry…!

guidingaffettuoso: am i that weird looking. …i mean. i dont have much to be proud...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:31:36 -0400

guidingaffettuoso:

am i that weird looking.

…i mean.

i dont have much to be proud of.

yes.

but…

yoouu’re a little weird looookinng…

No, no, no, no, I don't want to meet alien5. I want to finish the fucking game! Be5ide5, alien5 are for conquering or 5ome 5hit, we're part of the Alternian Empire, remember? We are ruthle55 ba5tard5 and the5e humam thing5 don't even have any romance?

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:19:14 -0400

well… ookay, they have like, oonne quuadrannt i guuess. it’s coonnfuusinng. buut i meann…! we’re tootally nnoot evenn ann empire annymoore! we’re juust… like… sixteenn kids!

we’re still gooinng too beat the game, buut… it cann’t huurt too meet nnew peoople, toooo…

Roch, what the fuck, you didn't 5ay anything about alien5 on thi5 thing. I don't think it'5 a good idea to be interacting with the5e 'human5'. 5eriously, it'5 probably a bad idea to be on thi5 5ite...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:50:56 -0400

ooh shoooooosh! it’s tootally finne! they’re really frienndly annd stuuff, annd ookay, technnically, they’re really, really weird… buut…!

nnoo, hoonnestly, i’m suure it’ll be finne! havenn’t yoouu ever wannted too meet alienns befoore!?

get this… they doonn’t evenn have quuadrannts!

draconicaninfiltrator: humaNS loOK fuckiNG weiRD. i attemptED contaCT wiTH tHE oNE yOU linkED. he...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:23:43 -0400

draconicaninfiltrator:

humaNS loOK fuckiNG weiRD. i attemptED contaCT wiTH tHE oNE yOU linkED. he looKS weiRD.

well… yes, i knnoow they looook really weird, buut hoonnestly, they cann be really great! i thinnk!

it’s like soome kinnd oof cuultuural exchannge! it’s really excitinng, doonn’t yoouu thinnk!?

autumnalpursuit asked: Roooooooooooooch!!!!! Hihihihihi!!!! Hehehe!! I dooon't re∩∩lly knoow wh∩∩t I'm doooing but this seems like re∩∩llyre∩∩llysuper fun!!! Oh geeeeze, I'm suppoooosed to ∩∩SK something, ∩∩ren't I?!!? Umumum!! Um!! How ∩re yooou??

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:04:37 -0400

autumnalpursuit:

oasissculptor:

parahs! 3>u<3 aaaah! ooh my goosh i’m soo glad too see yoouu! yeah, i’m tootally winnginng it toooo buut isnn’t it great too be toogether!? annd we cann figuure it oouut oover time!

Oh m∩∩∩∩n!!! It’s soooosooosososo gre∩∩t to see soooo m∩∩ny of us oooon here!!! But you KNOOOOOOOOW how b∩∩d I ∩m ∩t w∩∩iting!!!

hee hee hee! i knnoow! let’s booth try too finnd moore peoople oonn here, thenn! it cann be like… a game!

draconicaninfiltrator: oasissculptor: draconicaninfiltrator replied to your post: roCH i stiLL...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 22:03:12 -0400

draconicaninfiltrator:

oasissculptor:

draconicaninfiltrator replied to your post: roCH i stiLL dON’t gET tHE poiNT OF thIS IF WE’RE tHE onLY onES leFT

…alieNS? roCH, haVE yOU beEN hittiNG tHE cactUS juiCE lateLY

what? nnoo! goooooooosh! 3>///<3 geez, ookay, i tootally meann it! he’s a huumann ookay!? they’re these weird alienns with beige-y skinn annd they doonn’t have hoornns! i’ve beenn talkinng too oonne annd he’s very nnice!

…whAT tHE fuCK IS a fuckiNG humAN. i gueSS i shouLD communicaTE shoulDN’t i

hoold oonn… i’ve beenn looookinng aroouunnd annd i foouunnd a pictuure…

they looook like this, ookay? like… trooll, buut differennt! i’ve beenn talkinng too this oonne! he’s really fuunn!

oasissculptor asked: paraaaaaaaaahs! 3OuO3

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:42:09 -0400

autumnalpursuit:

RochRochRoooooooch!!!! Hehehehe!!! Yooou loook sososo CUUUUTE in yooour liiiittle piiicture thiiingie!!! Do yoooou knoooow wh∩∩t thiiiis is uuused for???

3U///U3 t-thannk yoouu f-foor sayinng soo!

…i have nnoo idea buut i’m havinng a loot oof fuunn figuurinng oouut!

Roooooooooooooch!!!!! Hihihihihi!!!! Hehehe!! I dooon't re∩∩lly knoow wh∩∩t I'm doooing but this seems like re∩∩llyre∩∩llysuper fun!!! Oh geeeeze, I'm suppoooosed to ∩∩SK something, ∩∩ren't I?!!? Umumum!! Um!! How ∩re yooou??

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:38:07 -0400

parahs! 3>u<3 aaaah! ooh my goosh i’m soo glad too see yoouu! yeah, i’m tootally winnginng it toooo buut isnn’t it great too be toogether!? annd we cann figuure it oouut oover time!

draconicaninfiltrator replied to your post: roCH i stiLL dON’t gET tHE poiNT OF thIS IF WE’RE tHE...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:31:02 -0400

draconicaninfiltrator replied to your post: roCH i stiLL dON’t gET tHE poiNT OF thIS IF WE’RE tHE onLY onES leFT

…alieNS? roCH, haVE yOU beEN hittiNG tHE cactUS juiCE lateLY

what? nnoo! goooooooosh! 3>///<3 geez, ookay, i tootally meann it! he’s a huumann ookay!? they’re these weird alienns with beige-y skinn annd they doonn’t have hoornns! i’ve beenn talkinng too oonne annd he’s very nnice!

roCH i stiLL dON't gET tHE poiNT OF thIS IF WE'RE tHE onLY onES leFT

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 19:21:23 -0400

shh juust give it time! i meann, myr’s already oonn here, annd uum…

well, i met this really nnice alienn whoo i’ve beenn talkinng too…

annd maybe moore peoople will start too jooinn…!

goosh, juust stick with it! truust me, this will be great!

Roch what i5 thi5 what'5 going on with everyone joining up on thi5 weird 5hit I don't get it.

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 19:15:25 -0400

mal! ooh my goosh it’s called tuumblr annd it’s like a place foor peoople too talk annd stuuff annd ooh my goosh it’s soo muuch fuunn! yoouu shoouuld jooinn toooo annd thenn we cann foolloow eachoother!

vigilantwhisper: oasissculptor: vigilantwhisper: —}> Hmm… —}> 7umbling… —}> No7 so fun...

Mon, 19 Mar 2012 19:14:25 -0400

vigilantwhisper:

oasissculptor:

vigilantwhisper:

—}> Hmm…

—}> 7umbling…

—}> No7 so fun when you do i7 from a 7ree, bu7 may as well give i7 a sho7! :)

myr! ooh my goosh, yoouu’re oonn here toooo? that’s really great, hee hee hee!

let’s have fuunn toogether, ookay!?

—}> How precisely does one have fun wi7h 7his 7hing? :?

—}> I7 is good 7o see a familiar face 7hough. :D

—}> Are any of 7he o7hers here?

uum, i’m nnoot enntirely suure yet, buut juust talkinng too peoople has beenn very fuunn! ooh my goosh, it’s gooood too see oother peoople!

uum… i thinnk… right nnoow, it’s juust yoouu, me, annd zenn… buut i’m suure moore peoople will coome!